Friday, July 22, 2011

Favourite Dog Quotes

"Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear." ~Dave Barry
"Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window." ~Steve Bluestone
"A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of." ~Ogden Nash
"Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend." ~Corey Ford
"If your dog thinks you're the greatest person in the world, don't seek a second opinion." ~Jim Fiebig
"One reason a dog can be such a comfort when you're feeling blue is that he doesn't try to find out why." ~Author Unknown
"No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does." ~Christopher Morley
"The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too." ~Samuel Butler, Notebooks, 1912

"The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog." ~Ambrose Bierce
"Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog." ~Franklin P. Jones
"When you point out something to a dog, he looks at your finger." - J Bryan, III

"My dog is worried about the economy because Banquet is up to $2.80 a can. That's almost $20.00 in dog money" ~Joe Weinstein
"A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down" ~ Robert Benchley
"If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them." ~Phil Pastoret

"From the dog's point of view, his master is an elongated and abnormally cunning dog." ~Mabel Louise Robinson
"There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face." ~Ben Williams

"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself." ~Josh Billings

"They never talk about themselves but listen to you while you talk about yourself, and keep up an appearance of being interested in the conversation." ~Jerome K. Jerome

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